Koei dynasty warriors 8 weapons5/17/2023 You don't get to know which character goes in which storyline. Your storyline will be unplayable if you didn't buy the right characters. Yes, you can't use your characters you bought if you didn't buy a storyline. Some intern wanted to leave asap on a Friday and half assed it.Įach storyline must be bought. It will be the worst port to PC ever seen. $5 per character, $10 for premium characters such as Lu Bu or any female characters. You have to pay for each character separately. What else would you add to this to make it the worst warriors game of all time? I would love more ideas The game is always online despite their being no online functionality and only a single player campaign.Without audio you can’t see anything and the difficulty automatically turns to chaos x10 The audio level is directly tied to the brightness so as the audio goes down, so does the brightness. The game is heavily sponsored and instead of stage music a continuous stream of advertisements is played.Character weapons where appropriate are all as they were in Dynasty Warriors 6.At Hu Lao gate the soldiers say “Here comes dat boi Lu Bu!” and he comes out riding a red unicycle There are various references to memes, but the game has been in production since 2015 so all of them are incredibly out of date.The dueling system from 4 is back but the time limit has been reduced to 10 seconds, if duels ends in a tie here is a massive loss in allied morale and your commander chastises you.All instances of the word “hero” are replaced with “shero” and “history” with “herstory”. Girl power x 1000 – Every single officer says things like “Who says a woman has to be weak?” and “Girls can kick butt too!” after defeating another officer. Game ships with day 1 DLC which includes 30 of the previously playable characters and the entire Jin story line, all sold separately.Names are changed to English approximations (Yuan becomes John, Guan becomes Greg, Liu becomes Lewis, etc.). Meat buns are now called jelly donuts and the game takes place in California. Game comes with English and Portuguese as language choices, no options for Japanese audio despite all the lip movements being for Japanese.These are ideas I had for what they would put into such a nightmare of a creation: For me this scenario would be Koei sees continuing falling popularity of the games in the West so decides to make Dynasty Warriors 10 one of the worst games of all time in order to drum up press and attention from the media, which will actually lead to more sales.
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